Tuesday, March 13, 2007

When nature calls...

posted Tuesday, 30 May 2006

not for the soft stomached or faint hearted.
Its like this. My motto has usually been something like 'when nature calls, I just let it go to voice mail' (yes u can quote me on that) anyway I have just officially changed it to 'when nature calls try to answer on the third or seventh ring, cuz you really really really dont want a missed call, especially in public'.

25 comments:

shalva said...

Um... personal experience? Or were you unfortunate enough as to witness someone else not pick up call waiting? I'm hoping it was the latter. Thank you - that's a great line. And thank you for yet another inspirational post. Hopefully this comment won't show up 8 times - I figured that you'd rigged your blog so it does that to get more comments ;)

doodlehead said...

I wouldnt know how to rig it even if i wanted to. Anyway i was like miles from the nearest bathroom and had to walk all the way. One of the more unpleasant situations, having to hold it in and keep a grimace free face so ppl dont go calling the cops.

shalva said...

lol - though i'm sure it wasn't pleasant. but hey, ur lucky ur a guy. u have more options than the poor girlies. ok, i'll stop right there. ur next post had better be a dvar torah or s/t.

doodlehead said...

why a dvar t?

trix said...

yuck yuck yuck (to shalva's comment). shelo asani ish

doodlehead said...

huh?

shalva said...

doodle - u need some very holy words to make up for this profane post. ;)

and trix - i couldn't resist. and i agree - amen to your bracha.

s.j. said...

nah. let it go into your voice mailbox.

then you don't have to answer it at all.....

trix said...

there are some things about guys that girls find yucky and don't like to think about. a topic that shalva brought up. then I thanked god for making me a woman.

doodlehead said...

yucky? whats yucky about a near accident? dont tell me girls never get stuck in traffic a couple of exits from a rest stop.

trix said...

that is not what I was saying was yucky. read shalva's comment.

doodlehead said...

having more options? dvar tora? what?

shalva said...

oy vey

flor said...

peeps.

its the GUYS that are lucky. without sounding too crass..trees+guys=...

(which leads me to..why didn't you find the nearest perennial doodle..?)

doodlehead said...

I was walking in public. They arrest u 4 that.

trix said...

but its still yucky. I'm glad I don't have that option

doodlehead said...

going in ur pants is less yucky?

shalva said...

Flor - you understand. Oof. I'm going to hold back and not share my funny story with y'all. Doodlehead - stop drinking. It works like a charm.

doodlehead said...

shalv u gotts share. pleeese. (i gotts drink doc says if i dont i'l dehydrate)

bigflor said...

so you dehydrate. i do it all the time, no sweat.

doodle- if they don't see, you dont get arrested. simple

doodlehead said...

Iv only done it once sober and i was so nervous i almost drenched my shoes. (when im drunk i do much worser stuff also that warrants an arrest)

flor said...

share? i need some good bedtime stories..

ps- wear boots next time. works like a charm

doodlehead said...

this is a kid friendly blog, so maybe its better I dont. i would still rather not drench my boots either.water is one thing.

flor said...

*snort

boys...

jorj said...

doodl... it's been a while, obviously, u'r still goin strong... i just read the latest bertrand whipple installment but i just had 2 comment on this one in particular... l8r, jorj