Da Vinci Code Controversy Conspiracy

posted Monday, 5 June 2006

Doodle always knows..

Remember how da vinci code was a real popular book, and everyone was reading it, and nobody had a problem with anything? Now the movie is being banned in places all around the world and church people are pissed at the movie people. Notice that controversy only started when they decided to do a movie on it. All of a sudden some guy decides its really his story. And after he makes a little noise he just stops. Isnt it obvious that the movie peole know that the only way to sell anything is with controversy? So what they do is, they hire some guy to sue dan brown that its his story, and on the news they say "whether or not this lawsuit will affect the movies production remains to be seen" so now people hear about the movie having some controversy and their interest is piqued. Then the company informs the churches that 'although its against your religion that jesus had kids, dont worry we'll tell everyone its fiction (like nobody would know anyway) so some churches worldwide cause it to be banned from their cities. And of course everybody is really curious now. Then stupid bloggers like me write all about their schemes, and their curiosity is bursting. So they flock to the movies to see what the fuss is about. And that my friends, is the secret to a big box office number. Now know the rest of the story. ( i wonder if that line is copyrighted, and then I'll get sued by the radio guy, and then I'll be even famouser! Hooray!)