Sunday, March 25, 2007

Freee At Last!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matin luther king's got nothin on me. and i could probably whip his little rear end on a basketball court.


posted Wednesday, 3 January 2007



Free at last! I'm free at last! I can update my blog, and type and type and type for as long as I want and nobody can say otherwise. Nobody, and I'd like to see someone try. I'll thumb my nose at the world. And stick out my tongue. And go pthpthtphthpbthbpthbpthbppthpthtphthpbthbpthbpthbp. Here goes. pthpthtphthpbthbpthbpthbppthpthtphthpbthbpthbpthbp. I'm not gonna stop. I am now unlimitless. I'm not gonna stop. Ever. Unless I want to. Then I'll stop. But only if I want. Whenever I'd like. And I can just say whatever I want for pages and pages. I feel like a little kid in a candy shop.All alone. With no grandmother present. The store owner lying next to the licorice with a big shot gun blast through his forehead. And the candy is pleading "ooooooh, eat me, eat me". I feel like a bird who's wings were tied together with dental floss and was slingshotted off a blimp at a very high altitude, but instead of splatting, I passed through a mini volcanic eruption, which melted my dental floss bonds, and enabled me to soar away. I feel like a cactus that was sitting in a desert for years and years, just doing nothing but complaining about his sunburn and laughing at the occasional lost traveler dying of thirst. And then getting dug up and transplanted in a bull ring with charging bulls and screaming fans. Basically I'm happy.

I am able to do whatever I want. Right now I would like to fix my toilet cuz its not going down. But instead I'm not going to. Cuz I'm free, and I can do whatever I want as a free man. Whatever I want. I am thinking of burning down a building. (thats what people do in this country when they feel like it) but I wont cuz thats the thoughts of a restricted man. I can burn down a country in my new unrestricted state. But I dont have to. I dont have to burn anything down, if I dont want to. Not even marshmallows. And nobody can make me. Nobody. Not even someone with a lage pair of gardening shears. Cuz I'm free.

No limits. None. I can fill up four paragraphs with the letter Q. Two paragraphs with an upper case q and two paragraphs with a lower case q, and nobody can do anything to stop me.

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Nobody stopped me. I stopped at four paragraphs cuz I wanted to. If I wanted to stick a capital m or a lower case z into the middle of the qs, I couldve cuz I can do what I want. My blog now became a free mans blog. And my stuffed bald eagle mounted on the wall became a free mans stuffed eagle. His name is gregory. But I can change it cuz I'm a free man. I think I'll change it to gregory the stuffed yak mounted on my wall. I may change it again. For no reason. Every five minutes. If I want. Like now he just became gregory the stuffed eggplant mounted on the wall. Oooh and now he became gregory the stuffed mosquito mounted on the wall. This is fun. But I can stop changing his name whenever I'd like, cuz I'm free. I can stop this post whenever I'd like as well. Or I can continue for the nxt sixth months. If I'd like. If I'd like, i can capitalize that i a couple of words back and put that e in next, but I dont think I want to. Ye, I wont. I can stop typing right now. Or now. Or now. If I'd like. But I want to continue. Now I do. Now I dont. So I'm gonna stop for now. But I can continue whenever I'd like. At any time. Even in the wee hours of the morning. Even standing on my head in a bowl of melted chocolate icecream. If I so desire. I may so desire. Stay tuned.

8 comments:

shaina said...

The energy in this post is enough to cause every molecule of my computer screen to yoyo 5 miles into the sky (crashing into the roof on its way up) and then plunge back down to the earth, and then careen around the corner and then the corner after that and do hakafos at least 75 times, and then splinter into a million pieces and become an atom bomb and destroy the earth (or at least this part of it).

I will comment later on in more detail, but I wanted to point out that you spelled Martin Luther King, Jr.'s name wrong. Nobody calls my hero Matin and gets away with it. Also, I certainly hope you meant to wip his *** and not whip it, as I can't imagine you'd want to use your mixer to make cookies after you used it on his tushy.

K, that's all for now, as some of us aren't as free as you and actually have to work.

ix said...

(ever the practical one) what happened to make you free?

ski said...

Whoooopi but y are u free and from what? I am majorly dizzy right now so I will lay down but nice to be here otherwise.

oongy said...

i hear that!!!!!!!!!!

leno said...

wow! this is a winner! but please have pity with the people reading this on cell phones. i see that Israel has got to your head. i guess this is what happens when you come from a structured place in america and go to israel.

doodlehead said...

ix- basically due to a lack of technology I was unable 2 update more then a couple of lines at a time. now i can!! ski- and dizzy is a bad thing? is it cuz of the q's. oongy- bachur. u forgot. leno- :)

ski said...

nope but what on earth are you talking about that you are free from what?

doodlehead said...

I can now type as much as I want with no limits!