Sunday, March 11, 2007

Top Secret Meeting

posted Tuesday, 6 December 2005

This past shabbos I spent in monsey. Shabbos was very nice uneventful, yada yada yada, blah blah blah.


Thursday night OTOH....


It was a dark calm night, and agent doodle was on a mission, he had to deliver a skull to agent soap.The 2 top secret agents decided to meet in a top secret location. As all top secret agents will tell you, the toppest secret location is in public.So agents soap and doodle decided to meet in front of the cookie display across from the checkout counter in Wesley Kosher.


Doodle arrived first, surveyed the scene, decided it was safe and waited.Soap arrived a minute later. Both agents dressed inconspicously, long trench coats and soap wore his kangol mafia cap. Soap discretely slipped the money under doodles coat, and doodle handed him an ordinary brown box, with christmas stickers on it.


Ok, I hate writing in 3rd person, sue me if its boring.


So anyway we went outside, threw some stinkbombs on the floor in front of bubbas bagels (yes if u were there this past thursday night you prob'ly smelled it) to cover our tracks, and we went our own seperate ways.


2 comments:

Soapmaker said...

snort. ow. how do you get a carrot stick out of your nose?

doodlehead said...

I dont know, I guess you're screwed for life. In the future I guess I'll include a warning not to eat carrots while reading this blog.