posted Thursday, 29 June 2006
Its a stupid phrase. Its always being said by those people who in order to appear responsible and not lie about past drug use, say something like "I experimented with drugs in my youth." This way they make you think they are honest and that they are clean. Perfect candidate for political office, right? I mean what does experimenting mean anyway? You werent sure what would get you high, so you approached it scientifically? Let me guess, this guy sat down with leaves from all different trees, like some elm, oak maple, got some rose petals, maybe some pine needles, and smoked every single one, till he dicovered (eureka!) marijuana. (of course with the obligatory white coat/big glasses guy standing by with a clipboard.
The fact is that stoners are the smartest people on the planet. Everyone knows that. They are always coming up with original ways to get high (despite much persecution). The fact that someone even figured out that if you take a simple leaf, crush it, roll it and smoke it gets you high, shows some real creative thinking. I wonder how many false starts they had with that 'experiment'. The early pioneers in this field probably tried smoking tennis balls ("nah too bouncy, and smells like burning crap) or aluminum cans ("whoaaa, like too sharp around the edges man")and even dried bat dung. (interesting thing to try on rainy days) And thats just the smoking aspect. I can't even begin to imagine how many things they sniffed till some doofus dicovered coke. I'm sure it didnt take long for them to realize that it had to be a powder.( "aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!! aaaaaaaaah!!! get it out! get it out, Its crawling around and eating my nose"!Aaaaaaah! Why do I always get the animal section of this experiment?) But the question is when they actually realized that most powders dont do much aside for making your eyes water and your nose run. (not mentioning the ones that burn and make you sneeze) These people deserve a medal for actually cracking (no pun intended. I promise. really.) it. Maybe we Should elect druggies into office, they prove they have the brains for it.