posted Thursday, 27 October 2005
I have a great way we can end all conflict in eretz yisrael, both the Arab-Isreali and the Chareidi-Chiloni. First lets analyze how the problems start. A little Arab boy throws a rock at a soldier. The soldier opens fire over his head to 'teach him a lesson'. Then the boys father gets mad "he shot at my son" and starts a riot-killing a soldier. Then the army kills the rioters. "Oh you killed a rioter, now we blow up your cafe" "oh you blew up our cafe, we kill terrorist leader" etc. etc.
The way the other conflict starts is when a non frum jew is riding his car on shabbos and a little charedi boy throws a rock at him. Then that chiloni, really upset about the paint job on his car, goes to his newspaper and writes a really mean article about frum jews- who then go and protest his article -only to get beaten by the non frum police etc. etc. Both problems start with rocks.
What I propose we do, is get a whole bunch of really big tractors to go around the country and remove every rock in the country- and then no more problems!
What do you say?