posted Tuesday, 30 May 2006
not for the soft stomached or faint hearted.
Its like this. My motto has usually been something like 'when nature calls, I just let it go to voice mail' (yes u can quote me on that) anyway I have just officially changed it to 'when nature calls try to answer on the third or seventh ring, cuz you really really really dont want a missed call, especially in public'.
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Um... personal experience? Or were you unfortunate enough as to witness someone else not pick up call waiting? I'm hoping it was the latter. Thank you - that's a great line. And thank you for yet another inspirational post. Hopefully this comment won't show up 8 times - I figured that you'd rigged your blog so it does that to get more comments ;)
I wouldnt know how to rig it even if i wanted to. Anyway i was like miles from the nearest bathroom and had to walk all the way. One of the more unpleasant situations, having to hold it in and keep a grimace free face so ppl dont go calling the cops.
lol - though i'm sure it wasn't pleasant. but hey, ur lucky ur a guy. u have more options than the poor girlies. ok, i'll stop right there. ur next post had better be a dvar torah or s/t.
why a dvar t?
yuck yuck yuck (to shalva's comment). shelo asani ish
huh?
doodle - u need some very holy words to make up for this profane post. ;)
and trix - i couldn't resist. and i agree - amen to your bracha.
nah. let it go into your voice mailbox.
then you don't have to answer it at all.....
there are some things about guys that girls find yucky and don't like to think about. a topic that shalva brought up. then I thanked god for making me a woman.
yucky? whats yucky about a near accident? dont tell me girls never get stuck in traffic a couple of exits from a rest stop.
that is not what I was saying was yucky. read shalva's comment.
having more options? dvar tora? what?
oy vey
peeps.
its the GUYS that are lucky. without sounding too crass..trees+guys=...
(which leads me to..why didn't you find the nearest perennial doodle..?)
I was walking in public. They arrest u 4 that.
but its still yucky. I'm glad I don't have that option
going in ur pants is less yucky?
Flor - you understand. Oof. I'm going to hold back and not share my funny story with y'all. Doodlehead - stop drinking. It works like a charm.
shalv u gotts share. pleeese. (i gotts drink doc says if i dont i'l dehydrate)
so you dehydrate. i do it all the time, no sweat.
doodle- if they don't see, you dont get arrested. simple
Iv only done it once sober and i was so nervous i almost drenched my shoes. (when im drunk i do much worser stuff also that warrants an arrest)
share? i need some good bedtime stories..
ps- wear boots next time. works like a charm
this is a kid friendly blog, so maybe its better I dont. i would still rather not drench my boots either.water is one thing.
*snort
boys...
doodl... it's been a while, obviously, u'r still goin strong... i just read the latest bertrand whipple installment but i just had 2 comment on this one in particular... l8r, jorj
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