Monday, March 19, 2007

Why computers don't work

they just hang around the water cooler gossiping..


http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=hi+search+engine%2C+my+name+is+doodlehead+and+I+hear+you+can+help+me+find+anything%2C+I%27m+looking+for+a+website+that+sells+clogs%2C+I+prefer+black+leather+for+under+40+bucks.I+need+a+size+9+and+a+9+1%2F2.+Do+you+think+you+can+find+it%3F&btnG=Search


see? I'm not making it up. Google really isnt as good at finding things as y'all thought.

posted Wednesday, 30 August 2006

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha very funny.

doodlehead said...

i was thinking more along the lines of frustrating

Anonymous said...

you read their suggestions (ever the practical one)

doodlehead said...

I tried. I erased the words they didnt like and I still get "Your search - hi search engine, my name is doodlehead. I hear you can help me find anything, I'm looking for a website that sells clogs, I prefer black leather for under 40 bucks.I need a size 9, 9 1/2. - did not match any documents."

Anonymous said...

Well, of course Google isn't going to find anything to match THAT. Duh.

doodlehead said...

I tried every other variation and still nothing. Lifes hard when ur a doodl.

Anonymous said...

actually I thought you were being silly and I would just go find you a pare of black clogs myself. was way too hard that I gave up. it would make life easyer if a search engine worked like that and this long line thing is driving me nuts.

doodlehead said...

tell me about it. I spent the last week searching the entire world wide web. and still no success:(

doodlehead said...

im searching online cuz stores dont have any. i went 2 a bazilion stores(even the stores that other ppl got nice ones) and the only pair i found was 2 dressy. i think theyr out of season or something.

Anonymous said...

Well sorry it was frustrating I do know about that as you know.

doodlehead said...

now Im looking 2 buy a computer and it even more frustrating. I think google doesnt like me.

Anonymous said...

fatwallet or dell.

doodlehead said...

i think im gonna get a dell inspiron b130, i know nothing about computers but i did 1 of my google searches and that was 1st on the list.

Anonymous said...

you try zappos.com? HUGE selection. (if you're headed to israel anyway, get a pair of naot's there..like half the country). or Crocs. under 40 bucks, comfy and machine washable in event of mishap.) Timberland had nice leather clogs for guys the other year..try 'em

doodlehead said...

zappos didnt have anything for less then 120$, crocs are cool but not what im looking for, and timberland had 1 pair of scary (and i mean scary, the stuff nightmares r made of) mixture of 3 different shades of brown a black and a pink, in one pair, 4 85$.