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posted Sunday, 17 September 2006

I had a 1 pound bag of twerpz for breakfast this morning. All of it. I dont feel so good right now. It wouldnt be so bad except that my stomach still hasnt recovered from the full bowl of wasabi that I fed it last night. Right now its debating jumping off a tall structure, or putting a gun to its head and blowing its brains out.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I only like the red twerps, so the most I'd ever be able to eat is 1/2 lb. And they usually arrange the bad so it's 2/3 orange, and only 1/3 red. That's usually how my luck goes. So in any case, even at my worst binging stage, I'd only be able to have 1/3 as bad a tummy ache as you, and it'd still be bad. In short: I sympathize :(

Anonymous said...

Feel better eeeew.

doodlehead said...

thanx. I felt better after washing it all down with some gefilte fish.

Anonymous said...

That's disgusting. Why didn't you wash it down with cholent-pizza?

doodlehead said...

cuz I opened the fridge in desperate search for something to dilute the twerpz with, and the first thing I see is a plate of leftover gefilte fish innocently sitting there, completely unawares that doodl was in middle of the stalking/herding/hunting process.