I will not try not to make a habit of blogging my dreams for 2 reasons, 1. because they are always retardedly bizzarre, and would make any sane person lose his marbles and scramble down the hallway, frantically trying to gather then up with chopsticks. 2. because I would be spending hours every day typing up pages and pages, and that would leave me no time to sleep. This is an exception.
Last night I had a really weird one.They are always weird and vivid, but this one was a bit weirder. What was weird about it wasnt the content, what happened in the dream probably happens in most peoples dreams. The weird part that I was a woman; I thought like a woman as if it was normal. For example by the scary parts I just screamed, as if I couldnt control myself. (I never understood why women do that) And I reacted to things emotianally, I cant really explain it. What happened was that there was this cannibal lady who kidnapped my husband Bill, me and a handful of other victims. We were being held upstairs of a tv filming studio. She was eating us one by one.There was this celebrity who was going to appear on tv telling the world he cheated on his wife, and we were right there, waiting to be eaten. Then me and bill managed to overcome her,I got ahold of her gun but bill suffered some crititical injuries. (I think she bit his whole chest\stomach open, but my view was blocked during the biting)He told me to shoot him, so I shot him in the head and he thanked me and died. Then I turned the gun on the cannibal and after exchanging a teary eyed debate about her actions, shot her in the stomach. The other prisoners and I fell on her and started tearing off chunks of her flesh with forks. They hungrily devoured her, but the last thing that happened before I woke up, was me being totally revolted by the huge chunk of her stomach on my fork, and the other prisoners insisting that in order to make things right I had to eat my share.
Freaky, eh?
posted Monday, 12 June 2006
13 comments:
cool dream. was gonna blog my dream too, although it was quite different. it involved a cute guy and a nice car :)
and? dont stop there.
Yummy - fresh raw flesh. How could you pass up the chance to eat your share?
it was weird. if i wasnt jewish (i wasnt in the dream) and i was in that situation, i wouldnt have 2nd thoughts-i'd just dig in. the woman that i was in the dream was grossed out, very strange.
what can I say, I'm a woman and I would be grossed out too. acutally, in my dream we were running around playing some game (me and 3 guys, but one of them was the one I liked and his name was tom, but he was frum, just not so yeshivish). and then I sat down to eat the shabbos seuda and they left and I didn't know where they went and I was sad that tom left without talking to me cause I really wanted to talk to him. so then they came back in this really nice car, it was yellow jag with a thick gray strip running down the middle, so the hood was yellow gray yellow. and of course I went to check it out. fine so tom told me that they had just run out for slurpees or something, and they had just searved the soup, it was steaming hot, but I told him that I had been wanting to talk to him, so he just turned around and said ok, lets go. he was a really sweet guy. then while we were walking he had to pop into an occasional window to talk to people, (strange dreams, people climbing in windows), but he always came back out to talk to me. then we went outside to this place we could walk (old BY building, we started out in my house and came out the back doors of BY) and my principal was there. I told him that the place really changed they fenced this thing off) and he started telling me about how it used to be. funny thing is neither him or my father had a problem that I was walking around with a guy. I don't think we were engaged. the other funny thing is that I can pinpoint exactly why I had each part of the dream. you didn't really want that, did you?
why not?
I just laughed hesterically. That was a really funny dream. The way you write it makes me crack up even more.
just curious, which part did u find funny, the cannibalism, or the fact that i was a lady?
Um let's see I would say the part you were a woman and the descriptions used.
I was hoping u wouldnt find the canniballism humourous. (what did one cannibal say to the other one while eating a clown? A: does this taste funny to you?)
Nope didn't find the canabalism funny. That joke about it wasn't too good either. The rest of your stuff makes up for it.:)
I dont think canabalism is funny, but I think that joke is a bit humorous.
Okay maybe a little.
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