as in sneezing and runny nose, not as in cold? this isnt cold. I always chatter my teeth and look blue in the face. really. its my natural skin color. ok, ok I'l go put on some pants. but just this once.
posted Monday, 4 December 2006
Interestingly, (or not, but if not you can just go boil your elbows in heated up liquid nitrogen for all I care) the average cold lasts 7-10 days. Business days that is. Just like UPS. (and now you know why they wear that khaki greenish uniform)we should start calling them 'germs'(air mail) or 'kleenex'. Actually 'runny' is a great name for delivery service.especially with those uniforms. Whatdja think?
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16 comments:
Sounds great!!!Very catchy names!
ewwwww
leno- yup very "catchy" ur enthusiasm is "infectious" .in fact this whole pun thing is "contagious" shaina- and the scene w/the adorable sweet baby is ok?
I'm sorry you have to worry about such deep thought out, um, shall we say, thoughts, but you deserve it for forgetting poor ol' jo.
dont b sorry. i like thinking thoughts. (as opposed 2 the alternative-thinking unthoughts)
the alternative could also be unthinking thoughts. or how about unthinking unthoughts? oh, that'd just bring you back to plain ole thinking thoughts again. and yeah, this scene is yuckier than the adorable baby getting smashed to bits. gosh, what goes on in that lil brain of yours???
So lemme get this str8: if you get a cold before a holiday, that won't count toward your 7 to 10? Aizeh Basah! You're sick for the holiday and it doesn't even count. Kepp on thinking thought, doodle.
? mine wear brown I think.
btw I think you and shaina would make a good shidduch.
Which post is the baby getting smashed to bits in? I must have missed that one. trix- i agree, but i think you'll have to wait until Pesach to go through with it.
Sorry about that, im trying to get the hang of this.
shaina- brain? why do u assume? and i kno ur joking. (if not, what if the baby had a runny nose?)teddy-yup. its a 'sick' concept, but thats the way it goes.u can only have a sick day when ur supposed 2 b at work.trix- now thats an "eeeew".brown? did u see a doc about this? oh u mean the UPS guy. ye, its a greenish brown(depending on lighting conditions,and how many times he tripped over a step that day)and u might be right except i heard a rumor that behind the screen name is an elderly single guy.
oongesetz- hey how r u online now? (i owe u a call, itl b real soon) its not post, its the horror movie script im never gonna write. and theres a very slight chance i may even stay 4 pesach.
oongesetz- hi. same reply
oong-practice makes perfect. (and it makes funny stories ppl tell their grandkids.and u get sore and frustrated,but u usually dont hear that much about that aspect.)
mine wear a very browny brown. like the color of the truck. I guess I can see why you are suspicious about the sn. someone who gives her real name, #, and posts a picture of herself must be faking it, right. I'd reht it even, but I don't know how to go about doing that.
a smashed baby with a runny nose? now i'm going to have nightmares for real. :(
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