Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Quick Update

cuz its better to get it over fast,then to let it drag out long and painfully. ask any dentist.

posted Sunday, 11 February 2007


This shabbos I ended up in Bat ayin. Its a small settlement in gush etzion. We decided to go at last minute. We didnt all have place to stay and meals, but we got on the bus and anyway. The busdriver informed us that although it was the bat ayin bus, he wasnt going to bat ayin. No reason given. When we got to a stop, (in the same country, so it wasnt that bad) we had time to simultaneously make calls and hitch. Shabbos was amazing and I had an awesome time. We didnt have to camp out or eat grass. (which is a good thing. grass only tastes good with ranch dressing and I didnt bring any)

Today I raced oranges down steep jerusalem hills. The way to do that is take oranges and push em down a hill (don't worry they dont complain. and even if they did you wouldnt hear them anyway. you could go on sleeping and not have to be woken up by shrill cries of pulp splattered pain, ok?) and you run real fast. I won. By miles.

11 comments:

jewmaican20 said...

A girl I dated had a brother who lived there, in Bat Ayin...

doodlehead said...

s he still there? maybe i ate one of the meals by his house..

oongy said...

they put grass on top of alot of wedding dishes these days, it can't be all that bad. and ofcourse you won, most of us would be huffing and puffing half way down.

doodlehead said...

nah the oranges are brain dead in this country. they smarter ones can hardly figure out how to roll in a straight line.

shaina said...

You might not have heard the oranges complaining, but I sure did. There goes at least 15 cups of OJ I could've had. Thanx a lot.

doodlehead said...

u could still have those 15 cups of orange juice if ud like. u just need a straw and have to enjoy the gravel flavor mixed in with the juice.

ski said...

That was the funniest short post so you win a grammy for that lol.

doodlehead said...

thanks. i already gave my speech at last award.im not gonna bore u 2 death w/another

Malkele AKA SAF said...

That sounds cool. I wish someone would invite me to go pushing oranges down hills. Out of sheer boredom, I can not even belive what I did today

But Isreal does ROCK!

shaina said...

k had one glass and its scary cuz it DID taste like it had gravel in it and that was BEFORE I read your response. 14 more cups to go...

btw I thinks its time u did s/t normal for shabbos.

doodlehead said...

sofia- whatd u do today? shaina- why? like what?