Thursday, April 26, 2007

Lawsuit

The State of Israel is suing halu taiman. Halu taiman is a shwarma joint in Jerusalem, reputed to have the best shwarma on this side of the kotel. While this may or may not be true, the lawsuit is (according to my various well placed sources, who may or may not be very high and eating mixtures of live and dead spiders)definitely happening. This has relevance because besides for having good shwarma, the first 10 thousand tapuach stickers had written on the bottom "sponsored by halu taiman". The goverment is suing because tapuachs are all over federal property. Wherever there is federal property(and where there isnt) there is a buncha cute little stickers (or spray paint)claiming that this traffic light thinks he's an apple, and insists that his state of confusion is sponsored by halu taiman.
If you ask me my opinion (never recommended unless you got lotsa time on your hands, and arent freaked out by pure insanity) the lawsuit doesnt have a chance. Besides for claiming that they never even sponsored it (not gonna comment on the validity of such a claim. I still like schwarma) they can easily point out in court that if they give out promotional bumper stickers its not their fault that a group of total madmen kidnapped the truckload when their backs were turned (or just received complimentary stickers with their laffa, whichever the lawyers think will work) and stuck them over every spare inch of civilization worldwide. Either way I dont think the governemnt can possibly think they're gonna win, I wonder what their objective is.

12 comments:

Shaina said...

ROFLMTO

tapuach wannabe said...

if u splatter a sticker on my screen maybe ill jump in and join the lawsuit

Teddy Douglas said...

You know you made it when they start to sue you. Shaina - that's cute, you censored your abbreviation LMAO became something with a T in the interest of lashon nekia.

Reb Y. said...

come over for a thought on the parsha baisvaad.blogspot.com

doodlehead said...

shaina- TTFATLIDTIHTUCG!
(thats totally freakin' awesome, the last time I did that I had 2 use crazy glue)
tapuach wannabe- I wouldnt put it on private property without permission. (unless u really really deserved it)
teddy douglas- thats what I was thinking. it would be even cooler if the u.s, canadian,mexican,german,england, holland, switzerland, (etc) goverments filed a class action lawsuit. The problem is that they'd have no one 2 sue cuz most of them dont say sponsored by anybody.
reb y- k.

socialworker/frustrated mom said...

Haha I love shwarma in my day massive was the best by the tachana is it still there?

doodlehead said...

i think so. i never ate there tho.

trixies86 said...

is it against the rules to click your google ads just cause I want to be nice? I don't really need a personal injury attorny.

doodlehead said...

nope u can click as many times as u like. i cant click on it at all. its a different ad everytime u come back to the page, so u mite b interested in the other stuff. (they were supposed to pay me if someone clicks on it but i never got a penny from them and im not sure how 2 use the whole ad thing anyway)

Shaina said...

Yes, of course I censored it. Sheesh - I'm a BY chick.

And wow, Doodle. Thanks for the imagery.

doodlehead said...

no problem. anytime. (even at 4 in the morning when i happen to be stuck in a hot steamy jungle fighting off natives and cougars with coconuts and hershey bars.)

Shaina said...

As long as there are no babies being hurt like in that horrible story of yours. :(