I havent updated in a couple of days cuz I havent had the time. On Thursday, (or maybe Wednesday, I really dont remember which. The day it poured. Sometime last week.) I had a great soccer game against a whole team of little kids. They were kicking a ball around in the street when I happened to be passing by, and I had to join. After a long tiring game, full of time outs("rechev!" - which means flatten yourself against the wall as the car whizzes by your nose, unless you don't wanna, which in that case you can just let the car run you over. They arent so picky in this part of the world) the game was called off on the account of flood watches(some drizzle. but it looked like menacing drizzle) and thunder in the distance. I lost but I managed to score 5 goals. (Since I was playing alone I had to be my own goalie, defense and offense) Then it started really raining. I put on a bathing suit and went dancing in the rain. (naked rain dancing is never recommended in certain parts of the world where they very often have heavy stones, short tempers,and a low tolerance for that sorta thing.) Lots of people followed suit and some friends got hold (No I have no clue how and dont wanna know from where) of a boat and rowed down one of the big flooded streets in the area.
Sometime that day(or maybe the next day. It might've been thursday, but I refuse to keep track of days anymore, its enough that I remember what year we're in, and my date of birth) I decided to get into free running. (also known as parkour. Its an extreme sport that involves running, jumping, climbing and other moves people gave all sorts of cool names to like 'kong' or 'tic-tac' . If you never heard of it do search for it on youtube, and watch some parkour vids.Ok? now stop looking at me like that. Its popular all over the world, so I'm not coming up with anything new here.)My neighborhood's buildings are perfect to climb on.
Shabbos(I know it was shabbos because of the whole 'no driving, or putting on lights' thing. And because of shabbos food. I'm smart like that.) I was in Modiin.(not moshav, the city modiin) Nice place, and I had an awesome time. I went to a family that I met in meron who's tent was right next to ours.
Sunday (definitely sunday, cuz its today, and since tommorow is monday, I used a little of my brilliant deductive reasoning that helped me so many times in the past, to deduce that today is sunday)I burnt down a lawn. After, I went to dor yesharim. Thats an organization that takes your blood and tests it (my blood failed in the algebra section.) Its very cool to watch your blood pour out into little tubes. (not as a past time, but if you're doing it anyway,check it out)
Interestingly, since my last two posts were about dying, my google ad on the side which 'reads' my blog (its crazy. these machines do everything. Pretty soon they're gonna be able to type your blog for you too) has been advertising for life insurance and name-a-star-after-a-dead-loved-one companies. I wonder what theyll advertise for this time.