Sports are fun, and I love creating new ones. A while back a created a game I call Cockroach Crunch. To play all you need is a pair of night vision goggles and a dark room, late at night when the roaches roam free. Players take turns wearing the goggles and stomping barefoot on the roaches. Person with the most dead roaches wins.
Recently I created another game I call Croc Hockey. All you need is hockey sticks, a big indoor gym and two hockey teams wearing crocs. Flood the room with lotsa water, and play hockey. Its extremely dangerous due to the fact that its a lot harder to skate in crocs on a wet floor then on skates. Your feet will have much difficulty going in the same direction, and you will probably end up snapping an ankle or two. (which is half the fun) Its not a very high scoring game, but its definitely worth every second you can spare,learning how to croc skate.
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15 comments:
B"H Um, doesn't squashing roaches make more come? Or is that just a babemaiseh?
I go barefoot most of the time, even outside in the yishuv, but not ON roaches. Were you MAJORLY high when you thought of that one?
Oh, and what are YOU doing with a pair of night vision goggles?
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rocs? Crocs are overrated, and super trendy-faddish which makes them assur under Southern California halacha.
nope. not in my experience.
not high. well not very high.
ppl like me have out ways
crocs are underrated in my opinion
B"h What is an "out way?"
our ways. i have a problem typing in a straight line lately.
AAAAAAH.
B"H BTW, I'm offended you haven't joined the group on facebook I started. You even qualify, too.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=6518146471
i am laughing OUT LOUD
u are mishug!
oh, i also adore (the first half of) ur profile :)
thanks :) which part of profile dont u like?
Nothing I didn't like, only the first half (re the word count) was brilliantly* funny :)
Well, if I had to pick one line to delete, it would be this eternal irksome one--"I love having fun, and find endless ways to do so."
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*not 'brilliantly' like 'chochma'-wise. (hey no pun intended). rather, 'brilliantly' like very-shining-wow-much wise. (pun intended this time).
but its true :(
k but it's nerdy to write it kacha
u have any suggestions?
k now ur scaring me. ur asking me for suggestions as to what to write on ur profile instead of the (extremely self-indorkitaing) "fun" sentence?
i hope i misunderstood.
if i haven't, my suggestion is to delete it and then hermit-tate urself for a month or two.
good luck buster!
(ye, good guess--on the other post)
its me and im gonna keep it.
ok
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