This is Pierre Jr The Termite Hunter And Killer. He's one of the children of the late Pierre. His job is to complete the job his father started, and if he dies doing it, his childrens job, and if they die before they complete the glorious task, their childrens job. (I believe you get the idea by now, so I'm not writing out the next century of Pierre Dynasty now.) The termites are increasing in number and before each shower we have to crunch a bunch off the wall (dont worry I wash my hand after) just to make room to hang a towel.Hopefully his descendants are up to the task and can fill the big web that their father left. Hopefully the termites wont try a coup again. Last night the spider family was disturbed by a giant roach in the bathroom. I wanted to crunch a cockroach with my hand, just to see if I could. I could. Just in case you were wondering. If you werent wondering, you now know some trivia that may help you win a free trip to Alaska, or a new washing machine, on a game show. You know that it is possible, and that its been done. For more interesting trivia that may help you one day, you should be aware that the emperor penguin can live up to 50 years, which is like 3 or 4 times as much as a regular penguin, and weighs between 80-90 pounds.
19 comments:
Oh I am so happy for you that you have a descendant to live on the dreams of his dad...rofl
oy! sorry to hear all this. lol
What's This? You Have penguins In Your Bathroom?
He looks just like his father!
He looks just like his father *sniff* I'm sure it must be hard for you guys to see him and not think of his father. I hope that he gets rid of the termites for you guys. Glad we only had big spiders and no termites in our apartment...even if I was the one that had to kill them all the time. I remember spacing out in class once and all of a sudden a gigantic spider came out of the wall. I screamed and jumped up (only cuz I'd been spaced and wasn't exactly expecting it) and the other girl that I was in class with is arachnophobic, so she screamed and jumped and we ran out of the beis medrish and the teacher (who was an 85 year old and no offense to him the most boring teacher that I ever had) was really mad at us for disturbing his monologue. I kinda think of him as Professor Binns from Harry Potter.... :D
swfm- me 2
lakewood- we're over the tzorus
jeff- that would b awesome. we dont have enough animals in my bathroom yet.
reb y- isnt he cute? the back leg looks more like his mothers tho.
calvin- we see him and we think "a spider just like his father, who will free us from the termites evil rule" that and "wow, he grows fast"
doodle, you make me laugh
glad 2 share the wealth :)
Yeah...seriously. When was that dude born!? Did you ever meet his mother? He's really cute!!!!! He's like Freddy, the turtle that visited once when I was checking my e-mail. haha, when I came home, my dad was looking at my laptop, and he was like, why is the back scratched like that? So I was like, oh, Freddy was trying his hand (HAHAHAHAHA!!) at being a laptop technician. Poor guy. I wonder what happened to him...
thats sad about his dad..(sniff sniff) but i think he's much better looking then his dad and i wish him luck on all his work!! and the hand crunch thing is just fun!
Dear Pierre Jr.,
לא עליך כל המלאכה לגמור, ולא אתה בן חורין ליבטל
Get to it!
cal- its funny cuz we never saw any sign of a mother at all. he and his bother were born a few days before their fathers untimely demise.
moe- ye u should try it someday. check ur email ;)
juggling- זה האמת. I wish i had a hebrew letters on my keyboard.
I usually have to type backwards and upside down on my computer to get the Hebrew to wrap correctly. When I'm lazy, I cut and paste a passuk from Mechone Mamre's text site. It's easy to search, and the pasted text wraps perfectly.
hey on winXP or higher you can hebrew as a second language for free.
control panel - regional and language - language tab add left to right support - (check the box) apply - then click on top 'details' then 'add'
apply maybe restart windows and tada!
good luck
juggling- what i do is search for a hebrew keyboard, and just switch back and forth while i type it.
yingerman- i have hebrew installed (a friend did it for me, i'd have no clue how to do it) my prob was that my keyboard doesnt tell me which letter is which.
Doodle, you're in Israel. Get stickers. I got stickers...they glow in the dark so if I have to type in the middle of the night, I can see what i'm typing. It's actually quite brilliant. :)
And as for the no mother...well, maybe she laid the juniors and then went to go and do her husband's noble work somewhere else.
Doodle Dude, U said u wanted more animals in ur place. wanna buy a duck?
cal- where can i get stickers?
roey- does it quack?
any computers store. There's on in Meah Shearim IIRC. It might be a little pricey, so make sure that it's worth it.
My sis and bro in law adopted a duck with a broken wing when they were newly married. They took care of it and all...I think it died, tho. or they set it free. Can't remember which. Now they have the most adorable monkeys on the planet.
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