Sleep. Thats the easy way. I don't think there IS an easier way than just sleeping. Thats what I did. I slept for two days and when I awoke my swine flu was gone. I'm sure theres gonna be a vaccine to allow your immune system to do what it was about to do any way, or perhaps some sorta natural healing process, involving copious quantities of strong smelling herbs applies to various limbs and orifices, but where I come from sleep is considered the easier alternative. Also there are no side effects. Nothing permanent or noticeable anyway. I do recall a quite vivid hallucination in which I struggled with three angels for possession of my blanket while they beat me in the face with their wings and I attempted to get warm, but I think that was a result of the 103 plus body temperature, not the sleeping cure. Sleeping seems to be the safe, affordable and mildly entertaining way to beat swine flu. Good luck.
(the above statements were not evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. If those tushy faces disagree with any of the above then they obviously need extreme help with their reading comprehension as it is quite obvious that nothing in the above is intended to diagnose, prevent, mitigate, treat or cure the 2009 H1N1 influenza virus. And furthermore, I stand behind my assessment of the FDA being tushy faces, and I'd like to amend that I feel you guys are GIANT tushy faces. You no longer deserve the regular tushy face status any longer. Grow up a bit, you giant tushy faces.)
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For some reason, as I was reading the post-script (a.k.a. The disclaimer in pharenthesis at the end of the blog), this voice in my head piped up and started reading along. You know that voice; the one at the end of the commercials, where the guy (ever notice it's always a guy, never a gal? Where are the feminist b!tches when you need 'em?) who's hired for the sole reason because he has a smooth captivating voice and talks clearly with precise articulation. Apparently, he talks too slow. He always has to end off the last couple sentences (and those are generally the most important ones) rushed, swallowing the words and in need of a deep breath. Anyway, as I'm reading the blog he sticks his two cents in and starts rushing me. In my haste to keep up without stumbling, I must've missed a few key words, because I didn't notice any mention of an obscenely long walk you took a couple of weeks ago, which I thought merited being mentioned here. That is all. Over and out.
"This is me asking, nay, begging for an update".
- The Voice in My Head
" Sleeping seems to be the safe, affordable and mildly entertaining way to beat swine flu."
Are you still 'self-medicating', or has Doodlehead met his match in H1N1?
im still self medicating. i refuse to trust a dr. im alive and i hope to update when i have a second. keep the faith in the doodlenator.
I'm quickly losing faith in you Doodle, as are much of the Doodle fan-base. You've been from your summer internmement for a week already and no update. :(
You've been back from...
That's the edited version.
Over and Out
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