Its been a while since I last updated. I know. I'm not dead or hospitalized. I'm not in prison or in a hostile country. I'm not stuck in a perpetual loop in my time altering machine (again). Nor am I quitting. I just havent gotten around to updating. I almost forgot how to type in the long time I havent updated. I remembered only because smart people like me realize after much trial and error that when you push a key on the keyboard a corresponding letter appears on the screen. 'Backspace' does exactly that, and 'space bar'- although it isn't labeled, is only a matter of time until you accidentally bump into it with its long easy to find sized key right next to your thumbs.
Anyway I'm having difficulty and you can help. A while ago I had heard you can make a nice sized explosion using a large quantity of urine, some mouthwash and mint flavored menthos. I tried it in a bazillion different variations, using all sorts of different methods. (special thanks to all those who donated the large quantities of urine) Nothing worked. If you know anything about the piss-bomb please comment with the info. (like how exactly its done, how big an explosion we're talking here. The ratios. If its even possible. If it makes a difference what the urine donaters drank beforehand. If drinking jet fuel has any detrimental affects on peoples health. That sorta thing.) It would make my day, thanks.
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- This blog is my diary. Its what I read when I want to remember. You're invited to read it, make comments, and blackmail me to give you my credit card number and bank information. Really. Ok fine, maybe not. At least feel free to read and comment. Oh, and Ani tapuach! אני תפוחLately it seems that I'm too freakin busy to update. Thus the genius that flows from my head into my life will be lost forever. Alas. One can't expect to remember everything. Perhaps I shall hire a film crew or a photographer to document my life for posterity. Or maybe I'll have to make some time to update. The latter option may or may not involve a few deaths, and perhaps a small explosion or two every few days in a shopping mall. I will think of something. I usually do...
9 comments:
B"H
How about asking that urban legend detective guy snopes.com?
sometimes (very rarley) i just wish you didnt post...
ben yehuda- couldnt find anything.
reb y- as my great great grandbubby always said, "a post is better then no post, except when you tripped on it"
Hey, i've been checking your blog every week, it's about time. Great to see you're still alive.
just wondering, whats next??
The youtube vids of Menthos-Diet Pepsi bombs are legend.
ahuvim- well i hear feces makes a pretty cool bomb as well....
teddydouglas- i've done that, but apparantly the piss bomb was supposed 2 b much bigger.
Speaking of feces, remember where our discussion on h 'bout said topic got us? Good times
Mikey
indeedy. :)
mikeys gonna call mikey rite now.
dude i think you have to throw a lit match at it after you just added the menthos
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