Friday, May 23, 2008

I know

Its been a while since I last updated. I know. I'm not dead or hospitalized. I'm not in prison or in a hostile country. I'm not stuck in a perpetual loop in my time altering machine (again). Nor am I quitting. I just havent gotten around to updating. I almost forgot how to type in the long time I havent updated. I remembered only because smart people like me realize after much trial and error that when you push a key on the keyboard a corresponding letter appears on the screen. 'Backspace' does exactly that, and 'space bar'- although it isn't labeled, is only a matter of time until you accidentally bump into it with its long easy to find sized key right next to your thumbs.

Anyway I'm having difficulty and you can help. A while ago I had heard you can make a nice sized explosion using a large quantity of urine, some mouthwash and mint flavored menthos. I tried it in a bazillion different variations, using all sorts of different methods. (special thanks to all those who donated the large quantities of urine) Nothing worked. If you know anything about the piss-bomb please comment with the info. (like how exactly its done, how big an explosion we're talking here. The ratios. If its even possible. If it makes a difference what the urine donaters drank beforehand. If drinking jet fuel has any detrimental affects on peoples health. That sorta thing.) It would make my day, thanks.

9 comments:

Ben-Yehudah said...

B"H

How about asking that urban legend detective guy snopes.com?

Reb Y. said...

sometimes (very rarley) i just wish you didnt post...

doodlehead said...

ben yehuda- couldnt find anything.
reb y- as my great great grandbubby always said, "a post is better then no post, except when you tripped on it"

ahuvim said...

Hey, i've been checking your blog every week, it's about time. Great to see you're still alive.
just wondering, whats next??

Teddy Douglas said...

The youtube vids of Menthos-Diet Pepsi bombs are legend.

doodlehead said...

ahuvim- well i hear feces makes a pretty cool bomb as well....
teddydouglas- i've done that, but apparantly the piss bomb was supposed 2 b much bigger.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of feces, remember where our discussion on h 'bout said topic got us? Good times

Mikey

doodlehead said...

indeedy. :)

mikeys gonna call mikey rite now.

kbalind said...

dude i think you have to throw a lit match at it after you just added the menthos