Sunday, October 23, 2011

Behold!

Yes, an update. Just when you thought the blog was dead, rigor mortis set in, the will read and fought over already and the finishing touches of the plaque with little red lights done. Along comes a post, and zombie-like cracks open the coffin and crawls its way to the surface. Dirt and grass roots caked along the side and dirt filling its ears and other orifices. It straightens up and shakes off some spiders as it shuffles forward, arms straight ahead. Searching, seeking out a victim, from the land of the living.

Its been a long time since I blogged. Much has happened but alas much has been forgotten. I should attempt to fill in the blanks but that would be like a man on a desert island trying to write his memoirs with his pen and paper that he made sure to pack in his fanny pack. Noticing that his fanny pack rests comfortably at the bottom of the ocean with his pants and cans of tuna, he tries using coconuts to record his magnum opus for posterity. When that fails miserably he ends up with the old fashioned notches in the tree to record how many days and a crude "bob wuz here" scratched with his fingernail and -when that cracked -toenail. I'm in the same boat (pun, although corny, intended) as Bob because my memories that were unrecorded by this blog are lost in the same place where his fanny pack is. Instead of mourning the past or resorting to mere lines on the trunk of a tree I shall update today as if I have never missed a day:

Although it seems like I never have a second to breathe, I took it easy today. Went shopping around Jerusalem, caught up with some old friends. I have a flight to catch tomorrow night to Ukraine. Where I will end up I don't know. I may just miss the flight intentionally. Time will tell and planning is for other people. We shall see....

5 comments:

shaina said...

we need a real update, though zombies are awesome :)

(i still get ur blog updates emailed to me lol)

doodlehead said...

This was all of the time I had. Its hard to type and beat off the polar bears with one hand. In fact, while I typed that post one of my mittens was devoured by a rather large polar bear specimen who I've named "larry".

Leno said...

Keep up the updates!

Esser Agaroth said...

You were/are in Israel, and you did not contact me?????!!!!!

Are you still here?

I'm offended. ;-)

I guess that'll teach me to ignore your inactive blog for too long, huh?

I suppose that you contacted the Kalashnokover Rebbe, though, didn't you?

Harumpf!

;-)

doodlehead said...

i didnt contact anybody. whoever i met while out and about i deemed lucky enough to meet. theres just no physical way i can get ahold of EVERYBODY...