Monday, October 6, 2008

Ukraine

I'm in Ukraine right now. For no reason. A friend of mine was like "Dude, lets go to Ukraine!" And I was like "Ok." So we bought tickets and two hours later grabbed a backpack and hopped on to a plane. (and then we hopped off. It was the wrong plane. Then we hopped on the right plane. But with the other foot. Hopping that much is real painful. Especially up and down stairs. And escalators. And over baby carriages that you were 100% sure were empty, until the mother angrily threatens to remove your head. And shes not kidding.) I'm probably gonna be here for a week or so. But who knows. Planning is for the kind of elderly people who don't like skateboarders and are very vocal about it. So far I've been here for a day. (Yom kippur in Ukraine should be a change from last year, when I spent it in a desert.) To those of you trying to contact me my Ukranian cell phone number is (If dialing from USA first dial 011 380) 63 240 7950. (If you're werent trying to contact me those numbers are the combination on a top secret swiss vault that contains a delicious carrot blueberry pie. Shelf life approximately a month. Find it and feast, or be doomed to live a life with the fact that you blew a chance to open the safe before it spoiled.) Thats all for now. Nazdiravyeh.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

cool! I'm gonna be in kiev airport from 11:30 am to 1:00 pm kiev time on the 1st day of chol hamoed. hop (if your feet are rested up by then) by for a visit, maybe...

btw this is oongy but my system don't let me enter my name.

the sabra said...

LOLLLL

Man I appreciated that post. Heh, really made me laugh in this freezing cold country. (there is a connection between laughter and weather. there is.)

-came from ani tapuach's blog, btw-

deenalev said...

Hey M. My cousin, BT recommended I check out your blog. So I did. I'm the one who puts up strange videos of herself on fb singing her new song, etc. Anyway, good blog, besides my eyes still trying to recover from reading white on black (this is a subtle hint to seriously consider changing the look of your blog). Have a good time in Miami! Happy Purim!

doodlehead said...

the sabra- ur also in ukraine?

deenalev- thanks 4 commenting, hope ui enjoyed ur stay at by bloggg come again.

the sabra said...

Gonna be in a few weeks, G-d willing.

(The current freezing cold country is Norway)

doodlehead said...

norway? that somewhere i havent been! how is it there?

the sabra said...

Communist, apathetic, ignorant people. Crazy light/dark hours.
But also good stuff.
Hang on while I make a list...
.....
.....
Oh!
Delicious tap water!

doodlehead said...

so tap water is the whole list? sounds like a good place 2 avoid.

the sabra said...

government gives out grand money, also a good reason to live there.

there's more. there is more.

doodlehead said...

money tap water.
almost long enough 2 b a full guide book :)